the skincare superhero

GLAMGLOW. Just the name of the company sounds like a freaking superhero. Although I love many, many of their products (a listicle post is coming at you guys), one product that is extra special is their GLAMGLOW Super Serum. Much like Tom Holland has all the makings of the perfect Spiderman, GLAMGLOW’s Super Serum has all the makings of a superpowered serum. I’ve tried a … Continue reading the skincare superhero

popeye’s snatching the crown from jesus chicken

Chick-fil-A and I have a complicated relationship. I’ll eat it. But I won’t go out of my way to do it. CFA reminds me of that weird hyper-religious girl that loves horses, Jesus, odd skirts, and crucifying and judging other people for their actions. Think of Mandy Moore, and Amanda Byne’s character in Easy A. You know exactly who I’m talking about. I’ll eat CFA, … Continue reading popeye’s snatching the crown from jesus chicken

the emily gilmore of hard candies

I am not a huge fan of hard candy. I have always loved candy you can munch on and chew, which is why my favorite candies are gummies and truffles. I like candy I can bite into. Plus, there’s just something about hard candies that reminds me of a grandmother’s purse full of coins, photos of their grandchildren, and multicolored potentially expired hard candies. I … Continue reading the emily gilmore of hard candies

hacking the hot bar with leaves

The Whole Foods Hot Bar, although ostentatiously overpriced and the representation of a pretentious and classist cafeteria buffet, will always hold a very special place in my heart. I know all about the Whole Foods, “whole paycheck” jokes and how ridiculously overpriced it is. But no matter how bourgeoisie and white af it is, I cannot stay away. It’s like the fratty pre-law guys I … Continue reading hacking the hot bar with leaves

food and makeup, the strangest collaboration

There have been some very strange collaborations of this century. Lil Nas X and RM? Cheetos and bagels with cream cheese (OK this one gives me Midwest middle school vibes)? Elon Musk and Grimes? Man oh man the list goes on. However, something that I have always found extremely weird is the constant combination of makeup and food. Listen, we’re not kids walking through Kohl’s … Continue reading food and makeup, the strangest collaboration

concealer that covers up almost all your problems

I think we as a society have grown accustomed to covering things up. The Jeffrey Epstein debacle that happened over the weekend is a prime example of that. I will leave this to the experts, as I am not one, but rather a Shonda Rhimes enthusiast and Reddit conspiracy theory thread reader, but come on…..24/7 suicide watch and he’s gone? Tricky tricky. This scandal got … Continue reading concealer that covers up almost all your problems