is healthy candy an oxymoron

The keto diet has become wildly popular in recent years. It’s mostly because people love shortcuts and fatty dairy products, and the keto diet encompasses both. People will do absolutely anything to cut corners, people will also do absolutely anything an excuse to eat copious amounts of cheese and butter. Trust me, I’m lactose intolerant and you’ll still see me chowing down on some jalapeño … Continue reading is healthy candy an oxymoron

take me to milk bar not red lobster

Everyone has different thoughts when it comes to birthday cake. It’s like the perfect man—if you ask different women, they’ll come up with radically different imaginations as to what the perfect man is like. My perfect man is a tall, handsome, intelligent, charming and witty man who looks like a cross between Childish Gambino and Henry Golding. He has secret tattoos, is a philanthropist, loves … Continue reading take me to milk bar not red lobster

bb cream and its whole complex

BB creams became hella popular like a decade ago. It actually annoys me, because that abbreviation has literally like ten meanings. Blemish balm, blemish base, beblesh balm, beauty balm….. the list goes on. We all know that it is, and that it has a total complex. I’m a straight shooter, and let’s all be honest, is BB cream (not the OG Korean version, but the … Continue reading bb cream and its whole complex

cupcakes

I have always loved cupcakes. In an age where green juices are growing in popularity, along with extravagantly elevated basic desserts, I remain loyal to cupcakes. Even the humble donut has gotten a maple bacon bourbon makeover and cotton candy has been transformed into burritos. It is clear, more than ever, that desserts feel the need to compete for either the wow factor or the … Continue reading cupcakes

here’s the tea

Yerba Mate. I consider it green tea’s cooler, older trendier friend that is energized and glowy. Think of that girl in your spin class class that’s inexplicably bendy, never breaks a sweat, and is always chipper and bubbly af as you drag your tired and dilapidated self into 5:00 am class. Slim, thin, interesting and effortless, that’s exactly what this tea is. Encompassing the can … Continue reading here’s the tea

bullet journaling isn’t nonsense i promise

When you think of bullet journaling, you imagine some former sorority girl scrolling in cursive “go over goals” into a Kate Spade notebook in wine mom pseudo-calligraphy that she promptly places a sticker next to. I just want to say, I never thought I would even remotely enjoy this, nor would I be writing and rhapsodizing about how much I love it. Certainly, you do … Continue reading bullet journaling isn’t nonsense i promise